Tore up from the floor up

First it started off with swimming at my sister in laws. Oh we had a blast. I gave Shorty some much needed swimming lessons. I swear that kid is just like her daddy, hard headed and sinks like a rock. Hopefully we can fix that soon.

Secondly, I got wasted last night. It’s not that often when I let my hair down and drink. I got a wild hair up my ass last night. It started out pretty mellow. Just a few wine coolers to relax with. Then someone broke out with the George Dickel. Oh hell. Before I knew it, someone was pouring us ladies double shots. Needless to say I was a little fruity and completely tore up from the floor up.

We finally crawled in around midnight. I crawled up on the couch. Wild Child was a dear and brought me two advil before I fell asleep. Jellybean turned off the lights, TV and home theater surround sound thingy so I could go to sleep. I love my kids.

I woke up this morning feeling fine. No hangover. Really the only problem I have is a minor earache that I have been dealing with for a few days now. Funny though it only hurts when I go outside. I think it has something to do with allergies or something like that. Maybe it will go away in a day or two.